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kineticpsychopathy:

When I went to go drop off my sisters at daycare, Joelle was shifting an I was like “you okay?” She like “I don’t like anyone here an they don’t like me, they dont play with me”

And I’m like “well you need to assert your dominance. Make them realize that your my sister, and I’ll flip my shit if anyone bullies you, okay?” She’s like “okay” so immediately I think of this post and I look at her and say “now go, unleash hell” and she had one of the best days fuckin ever

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[20/?] favourite films:
Seven (1995) dir. David Fincher

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clungetastic:

my drug dealer cracks me up

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sherlockedbyphaninthetardis:

davedirk:

davedirk:

lauraforgood:

m33wlin:

WE WERE WATCHING THIS MOVIE IN GYM AND THE MAIN CHARACTER WAS LIKE “I’M TIRED AND HUNGRY AND HORNY” AND ME AT THIS OTHER CUTE GUY IN THE BACK JUST BOTH GO “SAME” AND LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND I WINKED AND EVERYONE WAS SO UNCOMFORTABLE BUT I WAS LAUGHING REALLY HARD AND THIS IS WHY I DONT HAVE FRIENDS

can we have a tumblr marriage for you guys?

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seems legit

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woops

IM ACTUALLY CRYING 

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noablaespanol:

HE JUST GOES ALONG WITH IT

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